THANK YOU!!!!!

The Parsies is an award show for the Final Fantasy XIV's optimization scene.
Bring all your friends & teammates!
The Parsies aims to promote the scene, celebrate the efforts in achieving higher and higher targets but also celebrate the work done by the devs throughout this expansion!While the content for the event is catered to Raiders, we are very open to have all types of players come in, dress up in the best fashion and celebrate the end of Endwalker with us!Let's bring the community together and celebrate the spirit of competition!

Players from other regions will need to create an alt on Primal - NA and will be able to teleport to the venue

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The Parsies is not endorsed by Square Enix or Archon.gg

All Submissions are optional, you choose where you want to vote!When naming a character please follow this structure:

NAME SURNAME WORLD DC FFLOGS PAGE
example: John Parsealot Siren Aether https://www.fflogs.com/character/id/xxxxxxxx

Share with your friends!Votes are OPEN for The Parsies and will close in:

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    MENTIONS ANABASEIOS 6.4

    GOLDEN 99

    PLAYER'S CHOICE

    NOMINATIONS

    AWARD LIST

    Mentions
    - Honorable Mentions for placements in 6.4 and events ran in 6.5.
    - Reminder: Patch 6.5 will have no placements since it's not locked-in at the time of the parsies
    Nominations:
    - The Community nominates the top 3 and a Jury will pick the winner out of that chosen top 3.
    - Important: anyone in the jury that gets nominated by the community is excluded from choosing the winner out of the top 3


    Mentorship & Sprout Graduation
    - The Community nominates the top 3 and a Jury will pick the winner out of that chosen top 3.
    - Important: anyone in the jury that gets nominated by the community is excluded from choosing the winner out of the top 3
    Golden 99s:
    Golden 99s are community chosen awards they are awarded in this structure
    - Golden 99 Tank
    - Golden 99 Healer
    - Golden 99 Melee
    - Golden 99 Ranged
    - Golden 99 Caster
    - Golden 99 Parsing team
    - Golden 99 Speed Team


    Mentions:
    6.4 top 20 rDPS per job
    6.4 top speed teams
    Community Highlight awards
    Sprout & Mentorship
    Most Helpful Mentor
    Golden Sprout - must not have parsed in Abyssos (sub R150)!

    Golden 99
    Parsing Team
    Speed Team
    Tank / Healer / Melee / Ranged / Caster

    Nominations 1/2

    #1 PF Demon - this player is in all PFs"Most Dependable" - Always willing to help fill or sub in"Oh no" - Most Likely to DC during a God Run"The Healthiest" - this healer would never fail you"Most Versatile Player" - this player optimizes on multiple roles"Thankless Angel" - submit 10 logs where this person SB'd and someone else got above rank 10

    Nominations 2/2

    Most interesting UI - Screenshot SubmissionBest Action Screenshot - Screenshot SubmissionFunniest Optimization Clip - Video Submission"The Better Strat" - your #1 Strat of all Endwalker (PF)Best song in a fight (Type the fight ie: P3S)"Best Boss" - your choice for #1 Fight in EW

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    ELINA VT

    ELINA CHAN @ sargatanas

    THEY/THEM


    CONTENT CREATOR


    SONICRIDA

    Jonathan Chhabra @ Ultros

    HE/HIM


    CONTENT CREATOR


    EKSU PLOSION

    Eksu Plosion @ Brynhildr

    he/him


    CONTENT CREATOR


    ELEVATION

    ELEVATION Xx @ cerberus

    he/him


    community / #1 world prog - Neverland


    TY CI

    TY CI @ GOBLIN

    HE/HIM


    CONTENT CREATOR


    Jackal

    Jackal Ka'tui @ GOBLIN

    she/her


    COMMUNITY BUILDING / DEVELOPER


    SNEERFUL

    sneer ful @ midgardsormr

    she/her


    CONTENT CREATOR


    apollo

    Apollo Van-waddleburg @ Goblin

    he/him


    penguins on speed community


    For content creators: Contact nevren on discord or twitter if you'd like to be part of our media guests

    Promotional teaser

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    "The Parsies" is an event that aims to celebrate FFXIV optimization and bring the community together.Production started in May 2024 following efforts from ARP, CERP AND POG to create events together and bring more and better events to the community as well as expand it to more people that are still outside the scene.In this event, we hold on to the spirit of competition and come together to celebrate everyone that took part, everyone that joined the scene as well as remember those that for one reason or another have left, but know that we will always hold a spot for you!"The Parsies" makes it's debut with a pilot edition - Season Zero in Endwalker - June 22nd at 09pm ESTFrom Dawntrail's launch, we will hold events at the end of every even patch (after FFlogs' lock-in) and they will be named in Seasons.Season 0 - June, 22nd, 2024
    Season 1 - end of Patch 7.0
    Season 2 - end of Patch 7.2
    Season 3 - end of Patch 7.4
    We sincerely hope you enjoy this event, reencounter familiar faces and make new friends.We can't wait to see what the future of our communities will look like!

    Credits

    TitleAuthor / TypeWebsite
    MusicAleh MikalayeuPixabay
    ImageFrameFreepik
    VideoB-RollVideezy

    Design, Media & Website by Nevren

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    FFlogs and the FFlogs logo are registered trademarks of Archon.gg
    The Parsies is not endorsed by Square Enix or Archon.gg

    Nevren Niht @ Malboro

    he/him


    Lead Organizer - ARP


    Aria Aoki @ Goblin

    he/him


    Lead Organizer - CERP


    Pressure Cooker @ behemoth

    he/him


    Lead Organizer - POG


    Samer Black @ Gilgamesh

    he/him


    Organizer / Media / Promotion


    Ava White @ Gilgamesh

    she/her


    Organizer / Media / Promotion


    Jacklyn Griffin @ Zalera

    she/her


    Organizer / Stream / hostess


    Mazz Maryoku @ Sargatanas

    he/him


    Organizer


    Acedia Filianore @ Malboro

    she/her


    Organizer


    Althea Winter @ coeurl

    she/her


    Organizer


    Kianna Hikari @ brynhildr

    she/her


    Organizer / programmer


    Mai Koigawachi @ Gilgamesh

    he/him


    Organizer / media


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    SNEERFUL

    sneer ful @ midgardsormr

    pronouns


    CONTENT CREATOR


    SOON

    SOON

    SOON


    SOON


    Any Feedback and ideas are welcomed!
    Let us know what you thought of the event!
    The Parsies started roughly on May 25th as a vague idea that sounded too crazy to realize in such a short amount of time.Thankfully the team was crazy enough to believe an embark on this idea so we carried on and forged ahead!While this was a spectacular event, thanks to YOU, we think we can make it much better in the future and we would like to hear your feedback and ideas!

    We would like to hear your opinion of The Parsies!

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